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feeling: tired of being awake... it's been, what, 21 years now...
listening to: Cowboy Bebop - Pushing the Sky
Here is something I've been meaning to post here for, like, a year. It's long, and even longer with my commentary, but I find it pretty darn humorous. Enjoy.
becky is recognised by the family (by gummy, they're right!)
becky is down? (*nod?*)
becky is pure evil (it's been said)
becky is super cute (it's... not been said)
becky is recognized by the family of vanity fair (now THAT amuses me)
becky is here (the fuu-uuun has arri-i-iiived...)
becky is in love (am not!)
becky is a winner (I won a few spelling bees...)
becky is donating a portion of the proceeds of this book to the cause of animal welfare
becky is not impressed (this is my favorite so far :P)
becky is just passing andy
becky is left (no! I'm right!)
becky is or something (yesss, I am or something! now I can die proud)
becky is super cute/ (the slash is a nice touch)
becky is destined to become a governess (I advise you all to hide)
becky is an unhealthy obsession (ok, this is my new favorite LOL)
becky is the host of the frocktail segment (I 0wnZor all your frocktails!)
becky is constantly helping other employees
becky is an excellent guitarist (well, I took lessons for a whole year...)
becky is applying for a posting in chile
becky is five feet (actually I'm 5'5"...)
becky is 25 years old (...do I just exude oldness or something?)
becky is now the elementary librarian for green township school
becky is the sort of character who would actually commit a (commit a what?? I'm curious now :P)
becky is unavailable for some reason lorraine may be able to answer queries on existing matters or ensure that becky is contacted and your query passed on (eheh, this makes me sound so important)
becky is an alumna of the university of delaware
becky is definitely daddy's girl (teehee... *ahem*)
becky is as friendly and outgoing a person you'll ever meet hanging around with gun toting lunatics and other edgerunners (yes! shake my hand, I'm friendly! pay no mind to the pistol...)
becky is also employed at rr donnelley & sons (who's that? are the sons single?)
becky is back (yo, what'd I miss?)
becky is a player who is not afraid of hard work (uh... I liked it before they added "who is not afraid of hard work")
becky is a certified teacher who teaches computer literacy in an elementary school
becky is also certified by delta as an animal assisted therapy evaluator and she works with paws for health giving pet partners seminars (yes... I work with paws)
becky is relatively easy (lol, 'relatively' is a nice touch)
becky is in the 5th grade and is an excellent student (nah, I only wish I was)
becky is now a member of the oval x (now I'm either a gang member or an underground rebel, I think)
becky is shown on the gardenvision screen at the garden (all right, gardenvision!)
becky is from the nebraska pinto charter
becky is asking the supervisor to assign name for a new account
becky is such a sweetheart (awww I'm touched, the internet likes me)
becky is one in a million (a million cow pies? hey, welcome to Ohio)
becky is the jcc "right (it's results like this that make me so curious it's not funny)
becky is also a part of planning activities that are meant to help the different residence hall staffs to network and build relationships (this could've come from my dorm... except I have nothing to do with the staff in my dorm... but it sounds like something someone from this dorm would say)
becky is an excellent nurse (see? now will you COUGH already?)
becky is down for a well earned rest and will then be "working" on a new silk flower arrangement (actually, can I just keep resting?)
becky is back at school by claire shanahan the teacher
becky is 10 and bobby is 6
becky is barbie's wheelchair (um... words fail me here...)
becky is a pleasure to be around
becky is only one minor title away from the gsdca's performance award of merit
becky is a black oct91 greyhound girl (err... is that a calendar? never mind, I'd rather not know)
becky is now in the process of creating her own www "portrait gallery" showing more examples of her drawings (actually I am... not really, I just should be... but I'm lazy)
becky is one of our staff writers at mission network news (you learn something new every day)
becky is one of my best friends (lies! all lies!!)
becky is a new sales associate with coldwell banker the ron brown company
becky is pretty confident that she can beat erebus in arm wrestling (eheh... ph34r m3)
becky is definitely a character (I like characters...)
becky is learning to cook healthier (well, I can cook lowfat TV dinners)
becky is married and has 12 pets
becky is l (w00t for me, I'm l)
becky is unlike the majority of the women in romance novels (HAHA... almost as funny as the unhealthy obsession one)
becky is an alumni of michigan technological university and has been working for the university for 15 years
becky is a small neighborhood flower shop where we cater to each customers needs personally (now I'm a flower shop... what'll they think of next?)
becky is also focusing on performing for audiences at new age and yoga centers (I had to ask)
becky is also mime compatible for binary file attachments (this is hilarious on so many levels)
becky is very sensitive to and appreciative of this magical (magical what? I want magic!)
becky is the greatest ta i?ve ever had (if this is the TA I think it means... *ducks*)
becky is the founder and chair of the student (chair of the student? no comment)
becky is a very mild mannered westie (westie = West Highland Terrier, I'm told...)
becky is een buff rex (...*shrug*)
becky is a local celebrity but we wish it was for a better reason (haha this I enjoy)
becky is a strange cat (I like to think so :3)
becky is 5' 4" and is 33 years old
becky is waiting (YES! they got one!)
becky is carrying a laundry basket filled with some old clothes
becky is an innovator (SNORT)
becky is (ooh a blank... can I fill in my own here? how about "becky is great"?)
becky is great (well, that answers that question... har har)
becky is spayed and now retired (can't say it matters, I never planned to pollute this planet with offspring anyway)
becky is a returning sophomore for the golden eagles as an
becky is co (co? codependent? coerced? cosigned?)
becky is practicing with her dog billy (...none of you say a friggin word :P)
becky is a native to colorado and loves her community
becky is #1
becky is guilty of? later in this (more incompletion... grr, what am I guilty of? treason? impersonating a mime?)
becky is suspicious about her windfall (haha... I like this one too)
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dragged from Becky's stream of consciousness at 1/10/2004 12:58:00 AM
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